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Jong L.

Location: New York

Blog Posts: 3
Member Since: 7/1/2008

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Posted: Wed. Aug 6th, 2008 | Restaurant: IKEA | Jong L's Rating:

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i <3 swedes

came here looking for a chaise lounge for the office, for mid-day power naps. was nicely surprised by the chicken tenders...fries were crisp and hot. meatballs were tempting but it was mid-morning; my stomach gets annoyed for being up early on a weekend, lazy bastard. checked out the bathroom...taking my piss, i read that the urinal is waterfree for conservation...curious and thought it'd stink but didn't. clever swines those swedes. light skip in my step (rockin' my metallic gold pumas, bitches), bounced from chaise to chaise and ended with a 10-minute nap on the "arild" in light blue leather, the winner.

IKEA
1 Beard Street (Otsego Street)
Brooklyn, 11231
Tel: 718-246-IKEA


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how can u give a fair assessment without having eaten the meatballs? that's like judging shake shack without having eaten their burgers!

Posted by pete3483, Aug. 6th at 10:23AM

kigga pleaassse...that's how i roll. i forgo hot dogs at yankee stadium and go for the chicken tenders. and i'm a mets fan.

Posted by JONG, Aug. 6th at 10:56AM

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